I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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