How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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