Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Shame is for Republicans.
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