There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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