She announced her abortion via fbk
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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