With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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