Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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