I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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