So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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