I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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