But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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