S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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