Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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