she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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