Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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