you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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