I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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