i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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