Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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