But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
bring money and cleavage
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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