If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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