Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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