i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You made out with two different species that night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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