Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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