umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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