My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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