hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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