youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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