Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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