i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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