its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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