He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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