I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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