Well apparently he's into motor boating.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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