My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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