Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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