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We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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