Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish i was in the wii world.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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