Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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