Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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