That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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