Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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