everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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