Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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