absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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