Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
She said her name was "party"
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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