let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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