There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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