Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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