but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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