im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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